Worst feeling of the night: Losing $60 of tonights tips because this shitty family in my section whined their way to a free meal and my work has never heard of just comping that shit. Best feeling of the night: High-fiving a cop after blowing .000 when you get pulled over ten minutes after taking a double shot of jager. Especially since my probation says a .001 would send me to jail for the night.
